George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 October 2008

Dear Diary:

W. Here.

Been talking to the Ex-Prezzes. We may all go on the road next Spring. Right after a big tornado rips off a good one, we've got it all worked out. Bill and Daddy..heh heh WHY CAN'T DADDY TREAT ME LIKE THAT?? Anyway, Bill and Daddy will come in and eclair it a disaster area. Then I'll come in with a clean-up crew, with me clearing out a few bushes like on the ranch. Finally, Jimmy C. will head up a house rebuilding crew.

If I can get credit for arranging the whole thing, I might just wind up winning one of them Noble Prizes. Look good there on the mantlepiece.

W.


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