George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

I met Sarah Palin today. I quoted the Dead Parrot sketch that her uncle Mikey had done all of those years ago.She laughed politely, and then shot a Moose.

It was not even the Animal. It was the Trifle like Pudding. There was really no need for her to do that, but I got her message anyway. I won't bring it up again, well at least not until the next time I meet her.

Obama came round and asked for advice on being President. He is a good man, but I think he is over qualified for the job. People like him, and he has no trouble talking or standing up straight.