George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 13 September 2008

8.00 Got out of bed in a breakfastory mood. Said to Mrs Bush "Is it time for breakfast?" We agreed to call Condy Rice to check if it was OK to have breakfast so early in the morning.

10.00 Meeting with the Secretary of State in the meeting room. Told her the meeting room is a good place to have a meeting. She agreed. She looks very much like my friend Condy Rice.

11.00 Time for morning coffee. Checked with Donald Rumplestiltskin if it was early enough before 12.00 noon to call it morning coffee.

12.00 Phoned that Russian chap who is in charge of Russia to talk about Sweet Georgia Brown. She's been taken over by tanks. Need to see if she needs anything to help with her takeover.

13.00 Phoned the Prime President of England, John Brown. Jokes about his body lies a rottin', in the grave. Or something. Asked how the Queen, Her Majesty Margaret Thatcher was getting on.

14.00 Time for a meeting with a chap from Australasialand. He's called Rupert Bear and he owns the English Daily Times. Nice man. Has his own Sky. Not many people own their own sky don't ya know!

16.00 Time for afternoon coffee. Phoned Colon Powell to check it was afternoonistically enough for afternoon coffee.

18.00 Time for a shower

19.00 Dinner with dad who was once the president of a major power in the world. He doesn't talk about it much.

21.00 Time for bed as I have been so busically busy today.

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