George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. here. Diary, I am getting tired and sick of hearing about my pronoun situation of the word, "nucular". Leno's been on my ass for two terms with that same old shit.."the president held a conference with Pootin about nucular weapons". Just wait till this January when I'm outa here and turn up on Leno's show inannounced and deliver a nucular sandwich to that long Dudley Doo-Right chin of his. I'll give him his nucular!

Better yet, I'll send Mama to do it. hee hee.


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