George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 11 September 2008

People keep telling me that today is September 11th and that we are remembering when the planes crashed in to the twin towers and the Pentagon and that field. I think they're wrong, cuz we all know that happened on 9/11.

I also thought that the twin towers was when Ralph Sampson and Hakeem OllyOllyJewUn played for the Houston Rockets basketball team. I guess they were so good New York named some buildings after 'em.

Rudy July-annie is supposed to make some kind of speech tonight. I'm glad he didn't get the Republican nomination, cuz it would be hard voting for guy whose named after a potato side dish.

I wanted to ground all domestic (and in-country) flights again for five days to remember the crashes, just like we did back then, but Cheney told me it wouldn't be a good idea. Guess it would hurt my chances of re-election or something.

Oh well, it's time to go roll around on the floor with Barney and suck on his chew toys until supper time. The chef said that if I was extra good today, he'd put a prize in my box of cracker jacks tonight.

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