George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 September 2008

I'm just going to have to have that Sarah Palin arrested. I don't care just how popular she is right now.

First, you read the paper and it says that she likes to eat moose stew and go moose hunting. Then, you watch Saturday morning cartoons and find out that your favorite is gone and they won't make any more episodes.

That damn bitch killed and ate Bullwinkle!

I'm gonna make Cheney find W.M.D.s in her backyard and we'll invade Alaska!