George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 September 2008

I screwed up big time, so I'd better find a way to blame Congress or get Scooter Libby to take the fall again.

Yesterday was September 16th, one of them Independence Days in Mexico. I forgot to call Presidente Julio (or whatever his name is) and tell him Happy Fourth of July (or whatever they call it down there). I guess they consider this a slap in the face or something.

How come Mexico gets two Independence Days and we only get one? Ours, which we call the 4th of July, has to come on the 4th of July each year. Maybe we could have one of them in October and the other one in July or something, so I could get to see more fireworks and have more bbqs.

Another thing about that first Mexico Independence Day. They have it on May 5th and call it Sink-O Day Mayo. Did they liberate Miracle Whip or something? Did it have anything to do with plumbing? It's just stupid.


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