George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 October 2008

W. Here again.

It's later in the day and I have decided to hide here in Cheney's unknown location. Actually, we found this secret funnel here under the White House that Billy Clinton used to escape by at night. I've got to stay out of the public ear as much as possible during the next two weeks or there won't be a republican left in the senate or house.

Crap! Here comes Geraldo!

Later.... W.