George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Monday, 8 September 2008
People are telling me that I have to move in January, but I don't want to. I like this big house and the big yard to play in and the old treehouse (even if it does have the name Amy carved in the wall).
I don't think I'll go, cuz how could my friends ever find me? I do try playing hide and seek from the security guards at the White House, but they always catch me. Maybe I should get another hiding place besides under my chair in the round office.
If I move, would I have to go back to Texas and work with that baseball team again? They never would let me play in games. And when they let me into batting practice, the pitchers always threw really fast and never let me hit it.
I don't want to move. I think I'll tell Cheney to attack someone or find more pretend weapons and make it so I don't have to.
Besides, who wants to move in January? It's too cold and my Kindergarten class is only halfway through the school year.
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