George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 July 2008

Dear diary,

I really hate this job... I'm thinking of quitting to so I can play pro baseball like I always dreamed of. I'm so tired of everyone hating me just cuz of this war thing! Today at lunch, Dick Cheney pushed me down and stole my sandwich again... he's such a friggin jerk! I called dad to tell on him but dad was out golfing and mom just tells me to stop being a sissy la la so I have no one to tell but you diary..


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