George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 May 2008

That red button kept telling me to press it, so I did.

I anticipate that the world will end in roughly 12 hours. Don't say you were not warned. I have a space in a Shuttle, aimed for the Sun, so I will be fine.

I will leave the shattered remains of the earth to Barack and Hilary. They will rue the day they criticised me for only going to war with one country.

Now, where did I leave my trusted advisor, Jeff Goldblum. He always knows what to say and do in these types of situation. If he was not an actor, he could be President, but that has never happened in the White House before.