George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

March 12, 2012

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

First let me get this off my chest drawers:

I did say ''There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'''

But it was right after 199 and I was a little shook up at the time. (8:20 PM according to Mickey.)

Anybody would think that I was Yogi The Bear if they read all these quotes together at the same time. Whatever!

But let me allow you to ask me this...answer me this:

WHERE are all the Osama quotes? He has made a passel of them. But did people write THOSE down?

I think not!


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