George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Monday, 27 February 2012
Feb. 27th, 2012
Someone should have old me, especially Laura.
Here was a local television reporter invited into our living room and Laura forgot to tell me what day it was. Either that or I wasn't listening.
I know it was all about HER and what she is doing now that she's no longer in the White House, but still, a little reminder would have been helpful.
Now it will be all over the news. Saturday Night Live will have a field day. It'll make the Top Ten on Letterman.
I can here it now. The Top Ten reasons former President George W. Bush walked out of a shower naked and told his wife and a local news lady that "It's almost time for 'SpongeBob', I need another towel!"
Well, I for one, am not watching any news for two weeks!