George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 February 2012

Feb. 27th, 2012

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Someone should have old me, especially Laura.

Here was a local television reporter invited into our living room and Laura forgot to tell me what day it was. Either that or I wasn't listening.

I know it was all about HER and what she is doing now that she's no longer in the White House, but still, a little reminder would have been helpful.

Now it will be all over the news. Saturday Night Live will have a field day. It'll make the Top Ten on Letterman.

I can here it now. The Top Ten reasons former President George W. Bush walked out of a shower naked and told his wife and a local news lady that "It's almost time for 'SpongeBob', I need another towel!"

Well, I for one, am not watching any news for two weeks!

W.


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