George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Met Sarah Palin for the first time today.

She's a looker. But not the brightest bulb going all the way to the top floor.

I guess no one has ever actually listened to her much because of the looks.

She might make a good president after all.

The leader of France and Italy would be eating out of her hand.

Hope Laura never reads this. But just in case:

Sarah Palin can't hold Laura Bush's candle.

Covered my you-know-what there.

W.


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