George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

March 13th

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where that Osama is taking the Pride Minister of England to the NCAA Basketball Tourniquet.

If I had taken Tony Blair to one, they'd be taking pics of us alongside the war in Iraq.

The medium is so one-sided.

Bet they'll fill 100 seats around them with CEO agents. Some poor fans whose team has never been there before probably be kicked outa their seats.

If I see Osama saying "win one for the gipper", my shoe goes right through the television screen.

W.