George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 March 2012

March 5th, 2012

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That McCain says we should bomb Syria. What kind of crock is that? He used to be against any kind of warfart..fare. I think that Hanoi Hilton flashback must be returning on him.

Of course, he was a POW and hero at one time. Lately he can't even win an election against a fornener...forner..one born across the waters.

McCain is good at shooting and this time it's with his mouth.

He gave me a hard time in that one primate. I think he did it just to rattle me. Well, I don't rattle that easy, MR. MCCAIN!

Well, actually, Laura says that was a pea I put in my ears when I was a kid. That would cause anyone to rattle.

Speaking of rattling, I need to sign off. It's bedtime and I took my pill exactly one hour ago.

BRING IT ON!!!

W.