George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 March 2012

March again, 2012

Dear Diary

W. Here.

I read today on the Spoof about those monkees that had sex all the time.

I don't mean that little Davy Crockett guy in the musical group in the 1960s. I mean real monkees, like apes.

They have sex every few minutes.

Wonder what a pair of them would cost?

Wonder how I can find out? Striped me! I'll ask Dick Cheney. The Dickster knows everything.

I figure having a couple going at it in a cage in the bedroom would inspire Laura. I know they would me.

Hot monkee sex, Diary! Hot monkee sex!

W.