George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 March 2012

March 11th, 2012

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I wish Laura hadn'r went on that Barbra Walters TV interview.

She told Barbra that I referred to my manhood as "The Weapon of Mass Destruction!". That should be personal and kept in our own bedroom...bathroom.



You go on those shows and they get you to talking and you get carried away.

Well, I got carried away. Had too many drinks during commercials.

Wish they would get old Joe Biden on there. He's screw the whole works up in a hurry.

Osama will never let him on there.

Dad never would allow Quayle on there either.

And Walters was afraid of Cheney.

There's Laura. Guess I better take my WMD to bed, Diary.


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