George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
I don't see why those latter night jokers still talk about me. Just because I made a few misquotes or spoonerisms.
Jimmy Carter was afraid of a rabbit, for goodness sake. But do they dwell on that? Nope!
When that reporter called and asked me how was my first 100 days in office, I had my mind on higher up things.
So I said, "Has it been a year already?"
Har! Har! Har!
Now, if it had been ME that was attacked by a rabbit you'd still be hearing about it.
Oh well, those are the libercons for you.
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