George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

March 12th

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I don't see why those latter night jokers still talk about me. Just because I made a few misquotes or spoonerisms.

Jimmy Carter was afraid of a rabbit, for goodness sake. But do they dwell on that? Nope!

When that reporter called and asked me how was my first 100 days in office, I had my mind on higher up things.

So I said, "Has it been a year already?"

Har! Har! Har!

Now, if it had been ME that was attacked by a rabbit you'd still be hearing about it.

Oh well, those are the libercons for you.

W.