George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I'm so sick of "nucular" I could punk!

Doggone it, those television people are always picking on Republicans.

I bet at least 100% of them are pulling for Osama.

They ragged me for eight years and this guy fails to keep half his promises of 4 years ago and they go after his Republican opponents.

They did it with me when I ran against Old Horse Face. See everybody remembers old Horse Face even though nobody remembers his name.

He had a head as big as a New Year's balloon float and almost as big as that sucker atop Ted Kennedy.

Curry! That's it! John Edwards Curry. Had a baby with someone. A pregnant candidate and did the comrades joke about it? No.

I'm going to bed after I go kick the dog!

Just kidding PETA (Yipe! Yip! Yip!)

W.