George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

March 13th,

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I hate this Daylight Saving Time because you have to change every clock in the house.

Also, every year in the Fall, you have to turn them back again and there you go with all the clocks.

By that time, how are you supposed to remember what you were going to do during that hour you missed in the Spring?

Also, you lose another half hour trying to place the clocks back on the wall or return them to where they were.

I get them all balled up and Laura always lets me know about it.

"Honey, you put the living room clock outside the front door again!"

At least it doesn't take long to change Mickey on my wrist.


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