George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Dear Diary -

I do not like any of the GOP candidates except for my good friend and fellow Texan Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry.

I have to laugh when I think that Donald Trump may consider running for president.

If he does, then I think that old George here will throw his ten-gallon hit into the ring as well.

I know that I can whip old "Blondie Boy's" butt and Romney being a member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir religion is not gonna get the Catholic vote or the KKK vote, or even the Walmart vote for that matter.

George W. Bush