George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 January 2012

Dear Diary -

Well I just read where that Minnesota woman Michele Bachmann Turner Overdrive has just dropped out of the race.

I figured she would not last long.

Hell, if the American people got sick and tired of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin then it just stands to reason that they would soon get sick and tired of Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann.

Like I have told the little missus (Laura) many, many times, the only female who has a snowman's balls chance in hell to get herself elected president is Mrs. Bill Clinton, Hillary by name.

I swear that Arkansas woman has got some onions on her yes siree.

George Bush