George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I am amazed that so many people are wanting me to get into the Republican presidential campaign.

They say that I can kick everyone's ass. I know I can, but like they say in California, "Been there - done that."

I am quite content to work at the hardware store in Dallas.

Of course, who knows, I could very well change my mind tomorrow.

Everyone says that women love George and Men love bush so I may just toss my cowboy hat into the ring.

George W. Bush