George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I sure did get a kick out of watching the debate that was held in Spartanburg, South Korea.

I sure am proud of my fellow Texan Rick Perry. He came out punching like a young Mike Tyson.

And what the hell happened to Michele Bachmann's hair. I swear if I did not know any better I would bet she is one of the lesbianites.

And Newt Gingrich looks like he could be Captain Kangaroo's twin brother.

Now, I ain't gonna say nothing about fellow Texas Ron Paul. The "Old Geezer" made it through another debate without falling asleep.

George W. Bush