George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 13 November 2011
Dear Diary -
I sure did get a kick out of watching the debate that was held in Spartanburg, South Korea.
I sure am proud of my fellow Texan Rick Perry. He came out punching like a young Mike Tyson.
And what the hell happened to Michele Bachmann's hair. I swear if I did not know any better I would bet she is one of the lesbianites.
And Newt Gingrich looks like he could be Captain Kangaroo's twin brother.
Now, I ain't gonna say nothing about fellow Texas Ron Paul. The "Old Geezer" made it through another debate without falling asleep.
George W. Bush