George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 6 October 2010
Boy did I screw up this time.
I was getting a little thin on top as everyone noticed. I mean my hair. Anyway, I sneaked and got some of that Migraine that helps you grow hair.
Dropped that open container right in my lap right after trying to rub it on my head.
It wouldn't look so bad AROUND little Bush but now it's a forest.
Also, it grew all over the shaft and tip.
We tried to uh...mate and it nearly killed me.
I need help.
Of course, I'll call Cheney.
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