George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 September 2010

September 11, Infamous Day!

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

The wife and I went to see 'The American' and it was a pretty good show. Boy are tickets high. Also popcorn.

Juju Bees and Chocolate Raisins.

Caramel corn.

Cotton Candy.

No wonder we're cutting back on movies. It was the biggest hit of the weekend but it cost us $200 to see it.

Well, Osama said he'd put "America" back at the top and it's happened.

But boy have we paid for it.

W.