George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 10 October 2010

October, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I never shot hoops like Osama.

I was never sports oriental. But Cheney loves golf.

He talked me into going with him one day and I hit three other golfers, one with a ball.

Cheney who can't control his temper, broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. I guess it allows you to get a lot of frustration.

I prefer sex.

W.