George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 9 October 2010
That was rough hearing about that guy who owned the Segway business accidentally riding his over a cliff.
I never take "Old Paint" (I call him that because I've had to repaint him twice after he took me through the thorn trees...painted myself too with that red medicine) anywhere near a cliff.
But just to be on the safe side, I wore a parachute.
That was before Old Paint took up into the pond out back.
Almost drowned. Took a lot of repairs to get Old Paint going again.
Now I wear a life jacket.
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