George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 August 2010

Late August, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I was very embarrassed last night.

We went to a Mexican restaurant for the first time. I mean THIS restaurant as I love Mexicani food.

Cheney told me once, how to order in Mexicani but I was always afraid.

Last night, dad & mom and Laura was there so I reeled out my Mexicani talk.

The waitress slapped me and yelled something.

A guy at the next table was laughing so I asked him what we both had said.

"You said you wanted her to pull your pork, Senior. Then she says, "Go home and have the wife pull your pork."

I think that's probably how wars start.

W.