George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 22 August 2010
Late August, 2010
I was very embarrassed last night.
We went to a Mexican restaurant for the first time. I mean THIS restaurant as I love Mexicani food.
Cheney told me once, how to order in Mexicani but I was always afraid.
Last night, dad & mom and Laura was there so I reeled out my Mexicani talk.
The waitress slapped me and yelled something.
A guy at the next table was laughing so I asked him what we both had said.
"You said you wanted her to pull your pork, Senior. Then she says, "Go home and have the wife pull your pork."
I think that's probably how wars start.
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