George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 10 October 2010

Oct. 10

Dear Diary,

W.Here,

How come I have soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan and I get condemned and Osama has soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan and he gets a Mobile Peace Prize?

That's discrimination.

At least his numbers are down to mine.

Life is weird.

It's not like a box of chocolates.

It's like a box of jalapeno peppers. It you don't know when you're going to get your ass burned.

W.


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