George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 9 October 2010

October 9th,

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where that pope person is talking to news people about me calling him the Popester.

I didn't mean anything negative about it. It seemed like a friendly term to me.

After all, he kept calling me, "cowpoke" and smiling, just like that Canadidatian Minister two years ago.

Why I've never poked a cow in my life.

He should go back to the Vulcan and talk with some of his own priestly tribe.

W.


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