George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

August Middle

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I don't believe I took as many vacations as Osama.

He needs to stay in Washington.

Iran almost nuckular.

Israel, Hezbollah building up war supplies.

That mess he got us into in Iraq.

Also, I never took off weeks to go out and join people running for office in the states.

Of course, none of them ever asked me to.

W.