George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 October 2010

October 7th,

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where Osama is out campaigning for democrats instead of running the country into the ground.

I hope he stays with it and takes a lot more vacations until we can get a true blue American in there like a Republican.

Personally I don't like the guy..and neither do the millions of unemployed. I was the first one to go, just as soon as he was sworn at.

And that silly waterdog. What's that all about?

Does it dog paddle? Hah! Cheney would have liked that one.

Give me a good American dog like a German Shepherder.

I had one by the name of Fritz and I sent her to obedience school and she learned a lot. First thing was that she was a male. Then he really got into that obedience thing.

But then we had to get him to beg and whip his tail with a boot lace or he'd poop on the floor.

Waterdog!

W.