George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

Later August, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That silly Osama went and told those Talibanners WHEN we were leaving.

Even I'm not that stupid.

All any enemy has to do is wait you out.

So they get by with attacking us again. What will we do, wring out fingers?

Hope he's got jobs for a bunch of soldiers.

I'm calling Cheney so we can call the President some bad names. I always feel better after that.

W.


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