George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 August 2010

August 2010, I'm pretty sure.

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I wish Mama would quit showing reporters my old school papers.

She was in there talking to them about her health and showed them what cheered her up.

She showed them my old 'connect the dots' where I made an anvil out of a horse. Well, I saw it as an anvil.

At least it always cheered her up to look at it.

But, after all, I was only 12.

Maybe I should get the other ones out for her. I'll have to get dad to help me turn the refrigerator around.

They are on the back.


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