George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 August 2010

Angst 15rd, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Ever since we returned from our mission to Hatey, I've been studying this problem Bill Clinton gave me, about Shrodinger's shat.

Shrodinger's shat in a box and the way I read it, he doesn't know if it's in there or not.

I think it is, but you're supposed to figure out how you know.

This reminds me of the time that Cheney trapped something under a box. I think he told me it was a bunny.

So he asked me to grab it as soon as he lifted the box.

I did that and got 2 handfuls of shat.

Cheney said he guess it had "done shat and gone!"

So I believe Shrodinger's shat is in that box.


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