George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 15 October 2009

October, 2009

Dear Diary.

W. Here.

So while Letterman was sitting up there and pulling jokes on politicians like Clinton and Larry Craig, about their sex habits, he was the biggest hippercrit of them all.

You want a job there, you better become a slave girl.

Why are no women gropes speaking out?

This isn't funny although he's trying to laugh it off.

Would you laugh if he had turned you down for a job because you didn't put it out?

Wish Mama had a-hold of him and a keen hickery nut.

Letterman is the lowest scum on the pond. Now he's telling jokes so people won't remember.

Well laugh while your wife sues your ass and I hope every woman he has turned down for a job shows up too.

Big giggling a**ho!

A pissed W.

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