George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 October 2009

October Almost Gone, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I have to admit that President Osama has a way with words that I simply cannot talk.

For instance, he has referred to the present herrible recession as "Your greatest opportunity at lifestyle down-sizing in over 80 years".

Also, "A really great time to try out all those old simple 1930 recipes your grandmother handed down."

Even verse: "A lot of the world eats only one meal a day,
Now what does your big fat ass have to say?"

I wish I could write pomes like that. Of course, those Cheney limericks rhymed nicely..but I was told to leave the table in Saudi Arabia.

W.


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