George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 October 2009

October, Somewhere near the end.

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Poor old Osama is trying his ding-donging best of finding some way to complimenting his VP, Vice President Joe Biden.

"He's cool. He's overseeing things" Like Cheney never overseen anything. I'll have him know that MY VP saw things that weren't even there. And not during some pansy beer conference but some good Kantuck bourbon!

Biden's probably been sent on another fact finding tour and is overseeing the Grande Canyon! Maybe studying how to ride jackasses down the slope.

But you can tell Osama is getting desperate.

Yesterday, it was "Did you know that Joe Biden won an air guitar contest in 1992?"

I had no trouble with VP Vice President Cheney, except for all the heart attacks while we were negotiatin' with Israel and the Philistines.

W.