George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

November, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I wish Cheney hadn't asked me that question during his call here this morning.

He was asking about the word, "perky" describing President Osama while at foreign meetings. He then quoted a verse from the Good Book, from Hezekiah.

He used the word, "perky" but I can't find it.

I've looked through seven translations and two concord grapes. Nothing! Googled it! Nothing!

I thought, "so when Goliath fell, David felt rather "perky". Well, I guess he did, but it doesn't say so.

Why would Cheney make up a thing like that? I wonder what else he made up during those eight years?

Maybe "perky" is the Enlish-ized word for Li Kiam in Hebrew?

You know what? Those no book of Hezekiah, neither.

Smartass yanking my chain again.

W.