George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 October 2009

October, near Halloween, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Seems like Osama can't make up his mind over sending the troops to Afghanystan.

He goes all out to try to get a dozen bills passed and then he shits a brick.

He must have what that guy on television has, obsessed-compulsed diseased...that Monk detective.

Cheney says that we had one of those on staph at Gitmo. He'd wash his hands exactly 35 times before water boarding the next prisoner.

We here in Texas always called it, "either shit or get off the pot". Not that the President is on pot, of course.


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