George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Deer Deary, later that nite


I hate these new-fangled vampire stories on television. What ever happened to Beller Laroosky, now that waz a vimpre!

Strike one! Yore out, Baby!!

There's no blood, not even in the black and black colors of theesee oil movies.

Whole batch of yung peoples, bitting more tongue than neckers. Then they don even imme.. imme soonly turn in two umpires rite away and wonder round.

Doggone hit, here comes whatsher name, my Lorie!

Well sheep toke the bottle may as well quite riding and go to bed.

Riding...hmmmm. hee hee.


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