George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Friday, 3 July 2009
I've been considering using a pen name to do my biography.
I told Dick Cheney and he laughed for two minutes over the phone. I thought he was going to have another heart attack.
I don't understand what was so funny about that. Lots of writers use pen names.
What I DID think was funny was Cheney saying, "How about 'Bic'?" Now I understand Bic for a pen name.
The trouble is, where do I begin?
I realize it probably was when I was a kid but I don't think Mom would like for me to put all that down on paper.
Maybe I should ask her. SHE wrote a book about that stupid dog. She could have written about her boys but no, it was the dog.
I never did read it. I hated that dog. Had to follow along behind her and that dog with a poop scoop. Bet I walked a good part of Texas if they straightened it out.
My walking, not the dog poop. But I bet it would have stretched from Dallas to San Antonio.
I still have scars from when that thing bit me. Also from Mom who bit me after I bit the dog back.
Maybe I'll just stick with my presidency. Be safer.
Don't want to get bit.
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