George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Boy, how do you like that Wall Street and the economy?

Looks like Osama wasn't so magic after all.

If things don't change and change soon, we're probably headed long-headed first into another depression.

Glad I'm not in there.

All Osama seems to do is jump to another subject every other day without stopping to say how we're going to fix any of them.

I saw where Teddy Roosevelt's grand daughter, Titty Roosevelt, says that her grandpa would be kicking ass and taking names.

He'd probably carry a big stick too.

Another depression, what do you know. Well, at least this time around we have depression pills to take.

W.