George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 22 March 2009
Been busy, busy, busy little bee with the bushwacking.
No I didn't join the group trying to bushwhack those EGG people who got all those bonus monies after the government bailed them out.
Just out here on the ranch clearing land of brush that's gotten out of hand over the past eight years. Lots of good exercise also.
Had to rely on running and working out all those days in Washington because the president has to set the example. Whole in spirit, mind and body.
"Whole in spirit, mind and body". Now why couldn't I think of phrases like that while president?
Oh well. Like I said, I spent several hours exercising while I was there. Like running for office. heh heh heh Get it?
Well now that I'm here and have the time, at least it gives me a chance to read all those hundreds of memos different members of the cabinet left on my desk while I was running for exercise and office.
One of the first things I read was that one about no WMD's in Baghdad. Probably goofed there. But we took out a monster that was gassing people. Also, bagged him for dad. Get it?
Well, gotta get back out there and hit those bushes. Probably where the family name come from.
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