George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
I've been thinking about all those nights that Mama used to read me stories before I went to sleeping at night.
I guess because she had that open-hearted surgery.
I remember the night she decided to quit reading them to me and just got up and walked out of the room, shaking her head.
She read me Alice In Wonderland, Peter Pan and a lot of Bible stories because she told me those were the ones that would teach me lessons.
When you're 12, you need lessons.
When I was 11, I rememberer she read me the whole story of Joseph in the Bible and all he went through before he be got to be second in command. I was pretty sad while she read most of it.
Then when I was 12, she read it to me again and I couldn't help but giggle.
"What's so funny about a woman lying and having you thrown in a dungeon?"
"Well", I said, "He couldn't have been too bright to allow that to happen a second time. He did that last year."
That was when Mama walked out.
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