George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Somebody sent these to me with the recordings of me saying them so I guess I said them.

But they don't make sense. Not even to me.

What's more, I don't remember saying them. I'd say it was someone impostering me but some of them are on video.

Boy, I really aged during those eight years.

The only excuse I can make is that I must have fall in off the wagon a few times. Because I have no remembery of them at all.

Don't send me anymore, these are embassinating enough.

W.