George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
My meeting with that Pope Benedict XVI was weird. He never talked much but shook his head a lot and had apparently just been told a rip snorter of a joke because every once in awhile, he'd start shaking and burst out laughing.
That's probably why he never could talk much.
So far all I had said was "How's the little lady?"
After some more shaking, I said, "It's really nice to get to meet you your Handiness. So, how long have you been poping? I mean, going to that Cardinal College to learn how?"
So I finally gave up and out of curiosity, I asked "Why did they dress Pope John Paul II like Santa Claus before burying him?"
Still nothing so I tried a joke of my own.
"Have you ever tried eggs, benedict?"
"Yes, I have!!!hahahahaha!!"
So I bowed three times and left. Maybe he was sad he couldn't think of anything to say because he was wiping away tears as I looked back in.
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