George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

My meeting with that Pope Benedict XVI was weird. He never talked much but shook his head a lot and had apparently just been told a rip snorter of a joke because every once in awhile, he'd start shaking and burst out laughing.

That's probably why he never could talk much.

So far all I had said was "How's the little lady?"

After some more shaking, I said, "It's really nice to get to meet you your Handiness. So, how long have you been poping? I mean, going to that Cardinal College to learn how?"

So I finally gave up and out of curiosity, I asked "Why did they dress Pope John Paul II like Santa Claus before burying him?"

Still nothing so I tried a joke of my own.

"Have you ever tried eggs, benedict?"

"Yes, I have!!!hahahahaha!!"

So I bowed three times and left. Maybe he was sad he couldn't think of anything to say because he was wiping away tears as I looked back in.

W.