George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
I hate to admit it but I got lost on the ranch again today while I was riding my segway.
I was deep in thought and must have not realized I had crossed the highway.
Suddenly there I was in among the Compounded Mormonites. I tried to explain that I was a former president but I don't think they believed me.
Then they brought me a couple of women and said they could be my wives but I told them I was already married.
They said that was OK, these two would be #2 and #3.
I told them that Laura would shove a #45 in my face if I brought home two more wives.
After an hour of negotiating and yelling for Cheney and then for Mama, I finally escaped when there was a loud bell and they all lined up and were going inside.
Looked kinda like those people in The Time Machine movie.
Maybe they were Morelocks instead of Mormons.
I don't care what they are, I'm keeping my mind on what I'm doing from now on.
Now then, where was I?
Oh well, I'll start fresh next time.
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